Thursday, December 31, 2009

Untitled (No. 589)

Pointing towards the heavens signals soldiers of solemnity.

Untitled (No. 588)

The instruction manual provides no solace for the fatalistic.

(since I forgot about 12/30/09)

Untitled (No. 587)

Trouble is worth at least half the battle.

(since I forgot about 12/29/09)

Untitled (No. 586)

Your problems are just a phone call away.

(since I forgot about 12/28/09)

Untitled (No. 585)

Pardon me is a strange hello.

(since I forgot about 12/27/09)

Untitled (No. 584)

We salute you with a celebratory slug.

(since I forgot about 12/26/09)

Untitled (No. 583)

Correction fluid is only necessary for your comments.

(since I forgot about 12/25/09)

Untitled (No. 582)

Your smile hides as much as it reveals.

(since I forgot about 12/24/09)

Untitled (No. 581)

Unopened boxes are panaceas of pleasure.

(since I forgot about 12/23/09)

Untitled (No. 580)

Tigers are feared by striped foes aplenty.

(since I forgot about 12/22/09)

Untitled (No. 579)

Saying it twice merely confounds me more.

(since I forgot about 12/21/09)

Untitled (No. 578)

Recovered fumbles are the less fortunate's gold mine.

(since I forgot about 12/20/09)

Untitled (No. 577)

Dull and unsolicited commentary is mildly entertaining.

(since I forgot about 12/19/09)

Untitled (No. 576)

What head covering exists for the truly brainless?

(since I forgot about 12/18/09)

Untitled (No. 575)

Interesting is so obviously descriptive.

(since I forgot about 12/17/09)

Untitled (No. 574)

We travel life's roads by bumper cars.

(since I forgot about 12/16/09)

Untitled (No. 573)

Lefty loosey is the least of your worries.

(since I forgot about 12/15/09)

Untitled (No. 572)

Your nose reveals all that is to come.

(since I forgot about 12/14/09)

Untitled (No. 571)

I heard it with my own heart.

(since I forgot about 12/13/09)

Untitled (No. 570)

We ride a cymbal so sweet, so shuffled to the untrained ear.

(since I forgot about 12/12/09)

Untitled (No. 569)

Love pains are distress signals from the heart.

(since I forgot about 12/11/09)

Untitled (No. 568)

It's only a matter of time before time matters.

(since I forgot about 12/10/09)

Untitled (No. 567)

Forgetfullness is memory faded away.

(since I forgot about 12/09/09)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Untitled (No. 566)

Life unfiltered falls swiftly by the wayside.

(since I forgot about 12/08/09)

Untitled (No. 565)

Compromise is for the fortunate few.

(since I forgot about 12/07/09)

Untitled (No. 564)

Chilly is a state of mind forgotten in flames of fury.

(since I forgot about 12/06/09)

Untitled (No. 563)

Staring softly sears the soul.

(since I forgot about 12/05/09)

Untitled (No. 562)

Blues has a way of brightening your day.

(since I forgot about 12/04/09)

Untitled (No. 561)

Riffing on you is melody in the making.

(since I forgot about 12/03/09)

Untitled (No. 560)

No is so simply put.

(since I forgot about 12/02/09)

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Untitled (No. 559)

Imagine you and me and you and me and you and me lovely.

(Since I've been on hiatus since 10/29/09)

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Untitled (No. 557)

Spit it out or chew like a pro.

Untitled (No. 556)

Patience is running a full marathon on me.

(since I forgot about 10/27/09)

Untitled (No. 555)

Sometimes time is so me.

(since I forgot about 10/26/09)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Untitled (No. 554)

Defeated by many, yet victim to none.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Untitled (No. 553)

We'll get you moving in sync with sinks.

Untitled (No. 552)

What's coughed up must never come back down.

(since I forgot about 10/23/09)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Untitled (No. 551)

Sooner or later is closer than you think.

Untitled (No. 550)

Remember to forget memorizing.

(since I forgot about 10/21/09)

Untitled (No. 549)

Thinking this hard can start fires.

(since I forgot about 10/20/09)

Monday, October 19, 2009

Untitled (No. 548)

Wet is unavoidable.

Untitled (No. 547)

Death comes from the eyes of babes.

(since I forgot about 10/18/09)

Untitled (No. 546)

Mud is clearer than your words at end.

(since I forgot about 10/17/09)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Untitled (No. 544)

A little stain never hurt anyone.

Untitled (No. 543)

Unfortunate is fortune's best.

(since I forgot about 10/14/09)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Untitled (No. 542)

He's ripe and bold for vertical hold.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Untitled (No. 541)

Sliver is slick and silver sick.

Untitled (No. 540)

The lights are bright and the music's all right.

(since I forgot about 10/11/09)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Untitled (No. 539)

It's as tasty as it is believable.

Untitled (No. 538)

Mood is backwards doom .

(since I forgot about 10/09/09)

Untitled (No. 537)

It's hard enough being soft.

(since I forgot about 10/08/09)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Untitled (No. 536)

An orb in the hand is worth three in the glove.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Untitled (No. 535)

It's the wiggle in the middle that makes you giggle.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Untitled (No. 534)

Eyes beguile the truth within.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Untitled (No. 533)

We're not challenged, we're just drawn that way.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Untitled (No. 532)

Creeping is creepy and crude.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Untitled (No. 531)

Times like these are like fun in a bag.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Untitled (No. 530)

Take the ride or take a ride.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Untitled (No. 529)

Stunt doubles have all the fun.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Untitled (No. 528)

Chatty is merely a figure of speech.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Untitled (No. 527)

It's the sniffle that keeps on sniffling.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Untitled (No. 526)

Toss it up and turn it loose.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

Untitled (No. 524)

Tragedy is the infinite triumph over travesty.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Untitled (No. 523)

Your be-bop runs are like riddles to me.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Untitled (No. 522)

No sandwiches exchanged for troubles today.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Untitled (No. 521)

It's one less follicle we have to worry about.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Untitled (No. 520)

No wonder we wonder how far we will wander.

Untitled (No. 519)

You're always welcome in mind space.

(since I forgot about 09/20/09)

Untitled (No. 518)

We yearn to burn more than calories.

(since I forgot about 09/19/09)

Untitled (No. 517)

You chop, we swap.

(since I forgot about 09/18/09)

Untitled (No. 516)

Wah-wah is so gloriously beautiful.

(since I forgot about 09/17/09)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Untitled (No. 515)

"Probably" just won't cut it anymore.

Untitled (No. 514)

Gentle pounding always finds the other side.

(since I forgot about 09/15/09)

Untitled (No. 513)

Electricity strikes at just the right moment.

(since I forgot about 09/14/09)

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Untitled (No. 512)

Fashion makes it difficult to be stylish.

Untitled (No. 511)

That accent is as smooth as rubble.

(since I forgot about 09/12/09)

Friday, September 11, 2009

Untitled (No. 510)

Fear not as you live on in the minds of others.

Untitled (No. 509)

Sadness is the mask of the inevitable.

(since I forgot about 09/10/09)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Untitled (No. 508)

Triple ether aligns by fate.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Untitled (No. 507)

Pressure is plentiful and prevalent.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Untitled (No. 506)

Strange pleasures derive from machine souls.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Untitled (No. 505)

Impressions are the first disappointment.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Untitled (No. 504)

The evidence suggest fair play and resolve.

Untitled (No. 503)

Rattle clatter battle batter.

(since I forgot about 09/04/09)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Untitled (No. 502)

The choir of screams made for happy music.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Untitled (No. 501)

One more is deadly addictive.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Untitled (No. 500)

Never knew long could be this short.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Untitled (No. 499)

It's sad to see smoke slither silently away.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Untitled (No. 498)

Oh, woe is three.

Untitled (No. 497)

Crunchy is the new tasty.

(since I forgot about 08/29/09)

Untitled (No. 496)

The hardest hit are the softest few.

(since I forgot about 08/28/09)

Untitled (No. 495)

A book with no wisdom is merely a doorstop.

(since I forgot about 08/27/09)

Untitled (No. 494)

It's the drip that keeps on tickling.

(since I forgot about 08/26/09)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Untitled (No. 493)

No music, no service.

Untitled (No. 492)

Trouble trouble arrives on the double.

(since I forgot about 08/24/09)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Untitled (No. 491)

Red is a luxury afforded only to the fearful.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Untitled (No. 490)

Looks are believing.

Untitled (No. 489)

The best laid plans remain bare and wanting.

(since I forgot about 08/21/09)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Untitled (No. 487)

Bat boys live on the edge of uncertainty.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

Untitled (No. 485)

Big hair beats big ideas any day.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Untitled (No. 484)

Life is a peculiar puzzle of imperfect pieces.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Untitled (No. 483)

We breathe lightly for tourists.

Untitled (No. 482)

Melting mends so well.

(since I forgot about 08/14/09)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Untitled (No. 481)

Oil is such a tasty alternative.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Untitled (No. 480)

Trouble is a steaming high.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Untitled (No. 479)

Your smile is a beacon for wayward hearts.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Untitled (No. 478)

Yawn, and the whole world yawns with you.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Untitled (No. 477)

Long ball only lasts for so long.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Untitled (No. 476)

And yet they dance a jig unfamiliar.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Untitled (No. 475)

Your problem is as good as gold.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Untitled (No. 474)

We bring misery at a discount to you.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Untitled (No. 473)

How quaint a sight to behold, little toe.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Untitled (No. 472)

The ends nullify the means.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Untitled (No. 471)

We prance and prance until we meet our holey fate.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Untitled (No. 470)

Too sweet is merely a magnificent mirage.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Untitled (No. 469)

Your push and pull is no match for left hooks.

(Since I've been on hiatus since 04/13/09)

Monday, April 13, 2009

Untitled (No. 468)

Torture can't come soon enough.

(since I forgot about 03/31/09)

Untitled (No. 467)

Hair was the least of his bodily concerns.

(since I forgot about 03/30/09)

Untitled (No. 466)

Your warm personality is a magnet for maniacs.

(since I forgot about 03/29/09)

Untitled (No. 465)

We bring you greetings from the inner recesses of your soul.

(since I forgot about 03/28/09)

Untitled (No. 464)

A dirty floor is a sign of goodwill.

(since I forgot about 03/27/09)

Untitled (No. 463)

Life will end as soon as the encore begins.

(since I forgot about 03/26/09)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Untitled (No. 462)

Sweet is the spice of love unknown.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Untitled (No. 461)

Complete is a matter of personality.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Untitled (No. 460)

Convincing you is like moving mountains.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Untitled (No. 459)

Culture power is born of those with unfettered minds.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Untitled (No. 458)

Tragedy is that little annoyance that prevents you from laughing.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Untitled (No. 457)

I wonder where underwear were true and fair.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Untitled (No. 456)

Trouble came waltzing in our trap door.

Untitled (No. 455)

Partners in redundancy are a perfect pair.

(since I forgot about 03/18/09)

Untitled (No. 454)

She has a way of forcing her tact on others.

(since I forgot about 03/17/09)

Untitled (No. 453)

It's a seductive dance of polar opposites.

(since I forgot about 03/16/09)

Untitled (No. 452)

Fast is the new pretty.

(since I forgot about 03/15/09)

Untitled (No. 451)

I'm almost certain his soul was split in two.

(since I forgot about 03/14/09)

Untitled (No. 450)

Chime in and lose a limb.

(since I forgot about 03/13/09)

Untitled (No. 449)

Terrible news your breath predicts often.

(since I forgot about 03/12/09)

Untitled (No. 448)

Reality is as much of a drag as your hairpiece.

(since I forgot about 03/11/09)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Untitled (No. 447)

We run but far is not our specialty.

Untitled (No. 446)

These games are but a flight of your simplistic fancy.

(since I forgot about 03/09/09)

Untitled (No. 445)

It's times like these that make you go bye-bye.

(since I forgot about 03/08/09)

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Untitled (No. 444)

Three in a row sometimes arrives just in time for two.

Untitled (No. 443)

I try, but it's not easy being your clown's desire.

(since I forgot about 03/06/09)

Untitled (No. 442)

The crack of your smile is worth two in the bush.

(since I forgot about 03/05/09)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Untitled (No. 441)

Blinded by sunlight is not a good look for you.

Untitled (No. 440)

Chastity is the downfall of many mice.

(since I forgot about 03/03/09)

Monday, March 2, 2009

Untitled (No. 439)

Just a little pinch will make it alright all night.

Untitled (No. 438)

We make fantasy vivid and true.

(since I forgot about 03/01/09)

Untitled (No. 437)

If you think about it, it might just sputter.

(since I forgot about 2/28/09)

Untitled (No. 436)

Stuff is oh so comfy and cozy.

(since I forgot about 2/27/09)

Untitled (No. 435)

Polished is a dramatic curtain for a simple window.

(since I forgot about 2/26/09)

Untitled (No. 434)

Memory is that one thing guaranteed to fail you at times.

(since I forgot about 2/25/09)

Untitled (No. 433)

Your empire is as unstable as Jello.

(since I forgot about 2/24/09)

Untitled (No. 432)

Your piece of paper has no jurisdiction over me.

(since I forgot about 2/23/09)

Untitled (No. 431)

If you can swipe it, you can live freely.

(since I forgot about 2/22/09)

Untitled (No. 430)

Arm jiggle is mildly romantic.

(since I forgot about 2/21/09)

Untitled (No. 429)

Confidence in his approach waned with the weather report.

(since I forgot about 2/20/09)

Untitled (No. 428)

Your fine cackle is so utterly useless.

(since I forgot about 2/19/09)

Monday, February 23, 2009

Untitled (No. 427)

Worry is his middle name.

(since I forgot about 2/18/09)

Untitled (No. 426)

Operatic tones and divining bones are all part of the show.

(since I forgot about 2/17/09)

Untitled (No. 425)

Parity is a dream deferred.

(since I forgot about 2/16/09)

Untitled (No. 424)

Apparently the memo was received but not eaten.

(since I forgot about 2/15/09)

Untitled (No. 423)

Surprisingly difficult is her forte.

(since I forgot about 2/14/09)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Untitled (No. 422)

Itchy eyes are a sign of affection.

(since I forgot about 2/13/09)

Untitled (No. 421)

Goldfish and merriment are two of a kind.

(since I forgot about 2/12/09)

Untitled (No. 420)

Speed is a fact of faith.

(since I forgot about 2/11/09)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Untitled (No. 419)

Fake truths divine no boundaries.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Untitled (No. 418)

Icy trinkets are promises for the few.

Untitled (No. 417)

Armed with enough drugs, we'll all be flying steady.

(since I forgot about 2/8/09)

Untitled (No. 416)

Chatter chatter cheese on a platter.

(since I forgot about 2/7/09)

Untitled (No. 415)

That smoke screen is no match for your guise.

(since I forgot about 2/6/09)

Untitled (No. 414)

Your smile is as rare as a golden opportunity.

(since I forgot about 2/5/09)

Untitled (No. 413)

Slick is the new black.

(since I forgot about 2/4/09)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Untitled (No. 412)

We laughed, cried, and paid the piper in small change.

Untitled (No. 411)

Crowns are no protection against the wrath of flowers.

(since I forgot about 2/2/09)

Untitled (No. 410)

Harmony is just a weird way of saying no need for intruders.

(since I forgot about 2/1/09)

Untitled (No. 409)

Part favors and streamers are simply window dressing on your life.

(since I forgot about 1/31/09)

Untitled (No. 408)

Three is the magic bummer.

(since I forgot about 1/30/09)

Untitled (No. 407)

The day after is nothing to celebrate.

(since I forgot about 1/29/09)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Untitled (No. 406)

Typically fire is a deterrent for your smile.

Untitled (No. 405)

It ranks about as high as having moles removed.

(since I forgot about 1/27/09)

Monday, January 26, 2009

Untitled (No. 404)

You're like the gnat of my existence.

Untitled (No. 403)

We're all boxed in with no tape in sight.

(since I forgot about 1/25/09)

Untitled (No. 402)

Chromed-out was his middle name.

(since I forgot about 1/24/09)

Untitled (No. 401)

It takes time to succumb to your aura.

(since I forgot about 1/23/09)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Untitled (No. 400)

Properly clothed was a prerequisite for fun.

Untitled (No. 399)

Whistle blowers are a serious drag.

(since I forgot about 1/21/09)

Untitled (No. 398)

Her face was a pleasant edifice.

(since I forgot about 1/20/09)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Untitled (No. 397)

It's the sound of one hand running.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Untitled (No. 396)

It's the atmosphere at most I fear.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Untitled (No. 395)

Too bad his head is as soft as his heart.

Untitled (No. 394)

If only you knew you'd be forgotten in less than an afterthought.

(since I forgot about 1/16/09)

Untitled (No. 393)

There's not a blank spot you haven't discovered.

(since I forgot about 1/15/09)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Untitled (No. 392)

Chemistry is your point of departure.

(since I forgot about 1/14/09)

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Untitled (No. 391)

The difficulty of the task grows exponentially with each hesitation.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Untitled (No. 390)

His victory dance soon became a solemn waltz.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Untitled (No. 389)

Your opinions are like a melodic mania.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Untitled (No. 388)

Life is like a lovely loop-de-loop.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Untitled (No. 387)

Surprise will always relieve you of your wallet.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Untitled (No. 386)

Shear me now and relieve me later.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Untitled (No. 385)

The truth doesn't cost as much as it used to.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Untitled (No. 384)

Your heroics can be saved for someone that gives a damn.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Untitled (No. 383)

Constriction is her middle name.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Untitled (No. 382)

It's not as sad as it tastes.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Untitled (No. 381)

You can hold it in but you'll never win.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Untitled (No. 380)

It's as tight as where the sun don't shine.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Untitled (No. 379)

She certainly has a way with her feet.

Untitled (No. 378)

The end of the beginning is about to start.

(since I forgot about 12/31/08)