Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 377)

Your success is truly a feat of the imagination.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 376)

The chase is merely half the entertainment for fools.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 375)

Peculiar, isn't it, that slight hint of submission?

Untitled (No. 374)

His world was a mere cloud of colored confetti.

(since I forgot about 12/27/08)

Friday, December 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 373)

You're just an air lift away from making it to the top.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 372)

His voice was as smooth as curdled cream.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 371)

That red suit restrained his merriment for sure.

Untitled (No. 370)

It's either the ballot or the billet.

(since I forgot about 12/23/08)

Monday, December 22, 2008

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 368)

This isn't the first time our cloud has failed us.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 367)

Take two and pan.

Untitled (No. 366)

His concern for the peculiar and small was very particular after all.

(since I forgot about 12/19/08)

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 365)

I've come this far by wraiths.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 364)

Weird is an asset reserved for a few.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 363)

Foreign intelligence is no smarter than the average bear.

Untitled (No. 362)

A little flaky skin never hurt anyone.

(since I forgot about 12/15/08)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 361)

It used to be that a quarter's worth was a whole lot of pain.

Untitled (No. 360)

Bars can't cage her freedom for long.

(since I forgot about 12/13/08)

Untitled (No. 359)

He spent a lifetime hopping from lily pad to love.

(since I forgot about 12/12/08)

Untitled (No. 358)

Sparkles and tingles is only one jingle.

(since I forgot about 12/11/08)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 357)

Don't worry, it's only somewhat permanent.

(since I forgot about 12/10/08)

Untitled (No. 356)

My fear grows with the ever thinning of your moustache.

(since I forgot about 12/9/08)

Untitled (No. 355)

Your rug problem is just a minor setback.

(since I forgot about 12/8/08)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 354)

Dandruff is the stuff of life.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 353)

That yawn is golden in my book.

Untitled (No. 352)

Sprinkle, sprinkle little czar.

(since I forgot about 12/5/08)

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 351)

Our flight is delayed for lack of wings.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 350)

Once the head is down, it's all over.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 349)

His was a quick draw, and a soft explosion.

Untitled (No. 348)

Her hair offered the security of five gorillas.

(since I forgot about 12/1/08)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 347)

Praise is a residual effect of surrender.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 346)

Life is but a simulation of fantasy.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 345)

It's only a matter of time before your conscience rots away.

Untitled (No. 344)

Impressing me is like threading a needle with an eyelash.

(since I forgot about 11/27/08)

Untitled (No. 343)

Fabulous fallacies foment far afield.

(since I forgot about 11/26/08)

Untitled (No. 342)

Rushed and hurried is in this season.

(since I forgot about 11/25/08)

Monday, November 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 341)

The tide is too heavy to keep at still.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 340)

Cud was the condiment of choice.

Untitled (No. 339)

Post-nasal drip is so last year.

(since I forgot about 11/22/08)

Friday, November 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 338)

Bare-chested and wide-eyed is not a good look.

Untitled (No. 337)

Winning was but a mere formality.

(since I forgot about 11/20/08)

Untitled (No. 336)

Rays spread that peculiar sunshine across a canvas of pink dermis.

(since I forgot about 11/19/08)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 334)

It's only a matter of time before your gums catch your teeth.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 333)

Three is the magic bummer.

Untitled (No. 332)

Beware the ham hock, my friend.

(since I forgot about 11/15/08)

Untitled (No. 331)

That hint of periwinkle in her eyes was a man magnet.

(since I forgot about 11/14/08)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 330)

Salt in wound was our first impression.

Untitled (No. 329)

A dab of special sauce makes all the difference in the world.

(since I forgot about 11/12/08)

Untitled (No. 328)

A thousand yard stare is only mildly intimidating.

(since I forgot about 11/11/08)

Monday, November 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 327)

It's not the girth that counts.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 326)

Impossibility isn't an excuse for failure.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 325)

It's the gift that keeps on ticking.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 324)

Follow me and I'll lead you to never mind.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 323)

Trouble has a strange compass.

Untitled (No. 322)

She don't know but she's been told.

(since I forgot about 11/05/08)

Untitled (No. 321)

Sign on the dotted line is a seductive ruse.

(since I forgot about 11/04/08)

Monday, November 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 320)

Pills aren't relief from textual placebos.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 319)

Round and round they all fall drown.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 318)

Slumped fur and no bite make Jackson a dull boy.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Untitled (No. 317)

Strain ain't what it used to be.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 316)

It's quite alright if we don't boogie tonight.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 315)

It's your particular brand of snobbery that amuses me.

Untitled (No. 314)

Run and only a few will jog with you.

(since I forgot about 10/28/08)

Untitled (No. 313)

Terry cloth is water's worst nightmare.

(since I forgot about 10/27/08)

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 312)

Hate is that certain tingle in your psyche.

Untitled (No. 311)

Vibrations rumble bumble voices.

(since I forgot about 10/25/08)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 310)

Oh, how those zeroes shape space, not nothingness.

Untitled (No. 309)

Boxes with bows are stylish horses from Troy.

(since I forgot about 10/23/08)

Untitled (No. 308)

The whisk of the winch made us wince.

(since I forgot about 10/22/08)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 307)

Her brush cut was mildly appealing.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 306)

Sleep is an unrecoverable deficit.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 305)

Your logic is my recurring nightmare.

Untitled (No. 304)

Swish swish and whisk away your troubles down the drain.

(since I forgot about 10/18/08)

Friday, October 17, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 302)

It pains me to see you smile.

Untitled (No. 301)

It's the sweet taste of sour patch that gets me moving.

(since I forgot about 10/15/08)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 300)

It's not the tightness of the leather that frightens me - it's the sheen.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 299)

That yawn is a force unimaginable.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 298)

Your life is a story without a proper ending.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 297)

We don't mind if you steal our minds.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 296)

It's worse than we featured.

Untitled (No. 295)

 The darkness is fulfilling.

(since I forgot about 10/9/08)

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 293)

You're about three seconds from pure misery.

Untitled (No. 292)

Hot air and peanuts are a tasty alternative.

(since I forgot about 10/06/08)

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 291)

A swing and a misstep yields an outing.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 290)

The impact of your aura is outstanding.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 289)

Sweat stains are divine.

Untitled (No. 288)

You'll never know if you don't wince once.

(since I forgot about 10/02/08)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 286)

The return is not as triumphant as its daydream.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 285)

Fall, and the whole world laughs at you.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 284)

Limbs aren't strong enough to support your libido.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Untitled (No. 283)

We speak meat, don't you?

Untitled (No. 282)

Broken dams and filthy promises all flail in the end.

(since I forgot about 9/26/08)

Untitled (No. 281)

Forage or perish.

(since I forgot about 9/25/08)

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 280)

You have to sip before you can gulp.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 279)

Squawk is the name of the game.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 278)

Laugh and the whole world shoves you in your face.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 276)

Skis are for bookworms.

Untitled (No. 275)

Raised bars offer perfect impediments.

(since I forgot about 9/19/08)

Untitled (No. 274)

The list is only as long as its liberty.

(since I forgot about 9/18/08)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 273)

Twigs offer little hope or ecstasy.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 272)

Struggle is a reward for privilege.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 271)

One more peep and all will crumble.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 270)

Indeed it was a wealthy cackle that beckoned us near.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 269)

Her spirit was locked like a cuckoo behind an arched doorway.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 268)

Care is for the faint of heart.

Untitled (No. 267)

Pack it up and run with it.

(since I forgot about 9/11/08)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 266)

The small toe is an oddity unto itself.

Untitled (No. 265)

Eyeball pain is strangely pleasurable.

(since I forgot about 9/9/08)

Monday, September 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 264)

That little ray of moonshine brightens any occasion.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 263)

The power of one fuels the intensity of none.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 262)

Screaming soothes the soul.

Untitled (No. 261)

Bump goes my love.

(since I forgot about 9/5/08)

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 260)

Down is the word of the day.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 259)

Immunity is our only defense.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 258)

Clogged and stuffy is merely an appetizer.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 257)

That itch in your eye is envy.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Untitled (No. 256)

The soul seeks the sweet serenity of sleep.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 255)

Her chuckle fogged the lens of my spectacles.

Untitled (No. 254)

Time times time is time again.

(since I forgot about 8/29/08)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 253)

His roar is worse than his right.

Untitled (No. 252)

Pain is asleep in the ass.

(since I forgot about 8/27/08)

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Monday, August 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 250)

Flapping in the wind is not a good feeling.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 249)

He was a bulb short of a string light set.

Untitled (No. 248)

Snuggle and cuddle and make your way home.

(since I forgot about 8/23/08)

Friday, August 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 247)

Backs aren't built for that much wait.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 246)

Peachfuzz prickles like rhubarb and pickles.

Untitled (No. 245)

We fear no wobbly proclamations.

(since I forgot about 8/20/08)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 244)

Sand is such a security blanket.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 243)

Sticking the landing is the last of your worries.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 242)

To shave or shear is the ultimate question.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 241)

The sky shed grey as soggy skin.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 240)

Races are won by the pace of the run.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 239)

We strive for life free of strife.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 238)

Staying down is hard to do.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 237)

Nightmares are scared for us.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 235)

Watching you is our favorite pastime.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Friday, August 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 233)

Balls aren't built for flying.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 232)

Your wow factor leaves much for impression.

Untitled (No. 231)

Satisfaction tactics take practice.

(since I forgot about 8/6/08)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 230)

Bones are unnecessary in times of conflict.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 229)

Fatigue rolls in like a tide of low thunder.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 228)

Her eyes were a crystalline prison.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 227)

Heaven is nothing short of sweetness.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 226)

Length is only one of your endearing qualities.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Untitled (No. 225)

Breezy blue is fitting for you.

Untitled (No. 224)

Live and dissect.

(since I forgot about 7/30/08)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 222)

The best things in life arrive in triplicate.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 220)

It's hard to speak with a mouth full of humble pie.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 219)

Repetition is so redundant.

Untitled (No. 218)

Smoke is the way of the walk.

(since I forgot about 7/24/08)

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 217)

Hysterical is only the beginning.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 216)

Black is the color of my true love's bear.

Untitled (No. 215)

We don't need another he row.

(since I forgot about 7/21/08)

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 214)

I refuse to deal with your refuse.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 212)

Love fails the faithful few.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 211)

Her spittle was agitated by a slight cough, then vomit.

Untitled (No. 210)

I admire the delicacy of the curled hand awash in slumber.

(since I forgot about 7/16/08)

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 209)

Rich isn't always the taste you seek.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 208)

Stress gets the tough going rough.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 207)

Teeth are a distant memory for the aged few.

Untitled (No. 206)

Sunburn is difficult to shoulder.

(since I forgot about 7/12/08)

Friday, July 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 205)

It takes two legs to tango.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 203)

Round and round is unfullfilling monotony at its finest.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 202)

Summer unveils its slow-drip energy drain.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 201)

Captivity is freedom in disguise.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 200)

Naughty is as necessary as nice.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 199)

One away is never close enough.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 198)

Above emerged speckled color majesty pierced by ethereal expanse.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 197)

Bursting at the seams remained a sly compliment for his comb-over.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 196)

It's tastier than a ball-peen hammer split.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 195)

Balloons come and go like stray dogs in the city.

Untitled (No. 194)

Give it up to the Big Man.

(since I forgot about 6/30/08)

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 193)

A widened eye signaled chow time.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 192)

The sky shed drippy droopy and loopy lewd.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 190)

Cram wipe bam type wham ripe dam.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 189)

Arise, oh chocolate-coated majesty marvel.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 188)

Pain is delightfully delicious.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 186)

It hit harder than cold fish.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 185)

Tears will get you everywhere.

Untitled (No. 184)

You're as steady as the balance beam of life.

(since I forgot about 6/20/08)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 183)

Your affect is a purposeful projectile receptacle.

Untitled (No. 182)

It's time to roll out the "shock is awesome" campaign.

(since I forgot about 6/18/08)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 181)

This is a snowman bookended by saplings.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 180)

Navigating the tax code is like bobbing for apples.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 179)

The final outcome is a sleepy lagoon.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 178)

Your fracas is a drum-roll away from finish.

Untitled (No. 177)

Point, and you'll see.

(since I forgot about 6/13/08)

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 176)

Repent, ye men of little taste.

Untitled (No. 175)

Naugahyde is the new warm and fuzzy.

(since I forgot about 6/11/08)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 174)

Crying will get you everywhere.

Untitled (No. 173)

Pelvis is dead.

(since I forgot about 6/9/08)

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 172)

It's the sweet smell of sewage that brightens up the day.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 171)

She had bowels of steel and a scowl to match.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 170)

We wrestle an atmosphere as thick as lard.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 169)

The crack of knuckles punctuated the moment.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 168)

Foam peanuts are all the rage.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 167)

Stuffy folds yield tangible results.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 165)

Strap in for the merry-go-round of life.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Untitled (No. 164)

We deploy as many dandelions as necessary.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 163)

You can't hide what you can't see.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 161)

The laces go great with his British accent.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Untitled (No. 160)

Surprises are the sun rays after a summer shower.

Untitled (No. 159)

It's going to hate me more than it hates you.

(since I forgot about 05/26/08)

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 157)

The compliments arrived as fast as reimbursement checks.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 155)

Demands are nothing without swagger.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 153)

His pinky nail creeps dangerously closer to talon.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 152)

Digging through mud is a thankless job.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 151)

Flying horses are freaks of nature.

Untitled (No. 150)

Greatness begins here.

(since I forgot about 05/17/08)

Friday, May 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 149)

Crabby aged souls mock the intensity of green-mouthed babes.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 148)

Oh, woe is you, untamed melody disguised as wit.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 147)

Stray laces are the serpents of low tuft landscapes.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 146)

To fear, is there nothing? 

Monday, May 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 145)

Sliced skin goes better with guilt.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 144)

It's as small as a hair is wide.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 142)

It's so queasy being green.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 140)

Undo is just a minor cop out.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 139)

Your sincerity is a dull knife in a fresh wound.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 138)

It's the sound of one hand slapping.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 137)

Her arsenal was comprised of a target beam of love.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 136)

Your ego has legs of its own.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 135)

Ram was the identified source of sprinkle.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 134)

The back of his eyelids were stained a surreal kaleidoscope.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 133)

His will was the consistency of soggy cereal.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 132)

Humility is futility's utility.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 131)

Leaks are free with proof of purchase.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Untitled (No. 130)

We balked at his potato salad innuendo.

Untitled (No. 129)

Her laughter barely masked her insanity.

(since I forgot about 04/26/08)

Friday, April 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 128)

Jumping jacks are chicken soup for the libido.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 127)

He's smarter than the average snake.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 126)

His power could only be countered by our vertical foxtrot.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 125)

Your cow eyes mean nothing to me in the long run.

Untitled (No. 124)

It's as difficult as milking a stone.

(since I forgot about 04/21/08)

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 123)

Be wary of items exiting horizontal slots.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 122)

Pink eye is punishment for telescoping.

Untitled (No. 121)

It's that crinkle in your potato that makes him drool.

(since I forgot about 04/18/08)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 120)

Wedge issues always fall on their feet.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 119)

Heavy sandbags served as unembellished viewing devices.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 118)

It's a shame what people do for bandwith.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 117)

It's the season for imbeciles and their benefactors.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 116)

Some lumps cook better than others.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 115)

Fall guys always look great in pinstripes.

Untitled (No. 114)

The liquor well does well by me.

(since I forgot about 04/11/08)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 113)

I've never felt felt like this before.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 112)

The devil's mind is an idle playground.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 111)

Three of a kind is worth two in the clutch.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 110)

Disappointment is the inevitable fruit of heavy labor.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 109)

Peace is the stolen bounty of secular tyrants.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 108)

It tastes just as good going out as coming in.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 107)

Rigor is a decadent crutch for the intelligentsia.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 106)

There's nothing like the smell of fresh hot dog water.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 105)

Staff meetings are like chewing cud.

Untitled (No. 104)

It only gets easier with lubrication.
(since I forgot about 04/01/08)

Monday, March 31, 2008

Untitled (No. 103)

Stability makes me nervous.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 102)

Failure is your only guarantee.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 101)

A calloused heart scrapes emotions.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 100)

These goals are reached through great procrastination.

Untitled (No. 99)

It only hurts if you think too hard.
(since I forgot about 03/27/08)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 98)

Buzz is a four letter tragedy.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 97)

Gloomsday is my favorite time of the week.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 96)

The suspense is sustaining me.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 95)

Crying is a zero-sum game.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 94)

Weariness spreads as rapidly as spilt oil.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 93)

Humidity has a strange way of gnawing at your spirit.

Untitled (No. 92)

Rules are made to be smoked.

(since I forgot about 03/20/08)

Untitled (No. 91)

Cock-eyed is as cock-eyed does.

(since I forgot about 03/19/08)

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 90)

Failure is highly overrated.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 88)

Mumford's comfort reeks of deceit.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 87)

One shine gun two dye shoe three set key.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 86)

Posterior effects are neutralized by baby's breath.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 85)

We secretly pine for the joys of bootyhood.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 84)

The joys of management are reserved for the duty-bound.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 83)

The smugness of stride soon betrays shoddy hosiery.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 82)

Infinity isn't quite far enough for me.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 81)

We diffuse your babble left to confuse the rabble.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 79)

We were chilled by the stone cold stare of a dangling sock monkey.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 78)

His was an uneasy rhetoric delivered with a creamy filling.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 77)

It's the pleasure you receive from the gentle sting of a paper cut.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 76)

That annoying drone is your brain at work. 

Monday, March 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 75)

Repetitive gloating is like taking a victory lap in a motorized rickshaw.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 74)

The neighborhood dollar store is like barbecued heaven on a skewer.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 73)

Embrace the ingenuity of the salad bar.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 72)

It's much like an itch soothed by subtle stimulation.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 71)

The faint smell of self-assuredness greeted us upon entering the foyer.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Untitled (No. 70)

Hypocrisy is best served chilled.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 69)

It's tough to accessorize your cynicism.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 68)

It can only get ever so slightly worse than optimistic.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 67)

Sheer tastes so much better on toast.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 66)

We all feigned disinterest as his nose inched closer to oblivion.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 65)

An ounce of antagonism creates a pound of pleasure.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 64)

Our ambition was drowned in the deluge of coffeehouse chatter.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 63)

The runway has gone the way of the dodo.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 62)

Your vision is as sharp as the crease in his favorite chinos.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 61)

It was there they lay dripped in semi-sweet chocolate drapery.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 60)

She toed that fine line between humor and oppression.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 59)

We witnessed man and throne tangled within a surreal balancing act.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 58)

His piles of clutter morphed into paper glaciers set adrift upon a carpeted expanse.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 57)

This moment is marked by the weight of pulmonary matters.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 56)

Subsequent excavations revealed the gentle beast within.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 55)

Marmalade just doesn't cut it.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 54)

She had an uncanny resemblance to a solar eclipse.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 53)

Your words begat harmless projectiles ricocheting back to their source.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 52)

One by one your morals come crashing down.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 51)

It's sort of like that feeling you get when your face is bludgeoned.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 50)

Inverted umbilical stumps reference extra-celestial origins. 

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 49)

We're addicts for reality smacks.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 48)

There's no time like never.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 47)

We often pirouette to the rhythm of cracked knuckles.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 46)

He received a quaint refreshment from the breath she exhaled.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 45)

Alternating imagery drifts the inner eye towards solemn resolve.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 44)

It's similar to the double-barrelled pleasure delivered from the mouth of babes.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Untitled (No. 43)

That gentle pounding in your skull is a reaction to my dry wit.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 42)

He entered the world with toes curled perfectly inward.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 41)

It was a rogue bead of sweat that stained the suede tongue of his brogues.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 40)

You long for that moment of expulsion from the fleshy cocoon called its womb.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Untitled (No. 39)

It felt as if a young porcupine took refuge upon his upper lip.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 38)

She was blessed with a set of teeth cloned from corn kernels.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 37)

Smash-bam lyrics punctuate the thin atmosphere of thought bubbles.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 36)

Constricted passages yield an etherless life-force for willing initiates.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 35)

Split ends send shivers in surges when dandruff begins.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 34)

You were blessed with an embrace as cozy as an echo chamber.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 33)

It's like movement slowed to the pace of conformity.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 32)

The winds of change have shifted to a mild breeze of complacency.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 31)

Last night a pundit saved my life.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 30)

Phlegm reminds me of the hairy shadow embracing your knuckles.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 29)

It felt as if space were constricted to the volume of your innocence.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 28)

Emotions erupt like an internal wellspring bubbling at lids edge.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 27)

My eyelids are but a thin veil from the conspiracy of clarity.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 26)

Sales agents stand knighted as heroes of melancholy.

Untitled (No. 25)

Communication emerged as difficult as your persona.

(since I forgot about 1/13/08)

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 24)

The adepts discovered meaning left vacant on the thimble of reason.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 23)

Our specialty is your misery.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 22)

It's as rare as the stinging of skin released through the inner manimal.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 21)

This feathered conglomerate provides respite from the dull pain of certainty.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 20)

Take heed the beckoning of disembodied voices.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 19)

They foolishly rush ahead with rhetoric clenched between teeth.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 18)

We embrace this moment pregnant with bewilderment.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 17)

Lint and metal thrive harmoniously in the depths of cotton crevices.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 16)

My heels grow weary in anticipation of flight.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 15)

Shrieks of cynicism lie dormant among erased smiles.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 14)

Homegrown totems to ancient samaritans wilt in the solitude of exile.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 13)

Confetti has since mastered the art of deception.