Monday, March 31, 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 102)

Failure is your only guarantee.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 101)

A calloused heart scrapes emotions.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 100)

These goals are reached through great procrastination.

Untitled (No. 99)

It only hurts if you think too hard.
(since I forgot about 03/27/08)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Untitled (No. 98)

Buzz is a four letter tragedy.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 97)

Gloomsday is my favorite time of the week.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 96)

The suspense is sustaining me.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 94)

Weariness spreads as rapidly as spilt oil.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Untitled (No. 93)

Humidity has a strange way of gnawing at your spirit.

Untitled (No. 92)

Rules are made to be smoked.

(since I forgot about 03/20/08)

Untitled (No. 91)

Cock-eyed is as cock-eyed does.

(since I forgot about 03/19/08)

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Untitled (No. 90)

Failure is highly overrated.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 88)

Mumford's comfort reeks of deceit.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 87)

One shine gun two dye shoe three set key.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 86)

Posterior effects are neutralized by baby's breath.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 85)

We secretly pine for the joys of bootyhood.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 84)

The joys of management are reserved for the duty-bound.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Untitled (No. 83)

The smugness of stride soon betrays shoddy hosiery.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 82)

Infinity isn't quite far enough for me.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 81)

We diffuse your babble left to confuse the rabble.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 79)

We were chilled by the stone cold stare of a dangling sock monkey.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 78)

His was an uneasy rhetoric delivered with a creamy filling.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 77)

It's the pleasure you receive from the gentle sting of a paper cut.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 76)

That annoying drone is your brain at work. 

Monday, March 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 75)

Repetitive gloating is like taking a victory lap in a motorized rickshaw.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 74)

The neighborhood dollar store is like barbecued heaven on a skewer.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Untitled (No. 73)

Embrace the ingenuity of the salad bar.