Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Untitled (No. 133)

His will was the consistency of soggy cereal.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Untitled (No. 132)

Humility is futility's utility.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Untitled (No. 131)

Leaks are free with proof of purchase.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Untitled (No. 130)

We balked at his potato salad innuendo.

Untitled (No. 129)

Her laughter barely masked her insanity.

(since I forgot about 04/26/08)

Friday, April 25, 2008

Untitled (No. 128)

Jumping jacks are chicken soup for the libido.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Untitled (No. 127)

He's smarter than the average snake.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Untitled (No. 126)

His power could only be countered by our vertical foxtrot.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Untitled (No. 125)

Your cow eyes mean nothing to me in the long run.

Untitled (No. 124)

It's as difficult as milking a stone.

(since I forgot about 04/21/08)

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Untitled (No. 123)

Be wary of items exiting horizontal slots.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Untitled (No. 122)

Pink eye is punishment for telescoping.

Untitled (No. 121)

It's that crinkle in your potato that makes him drool.

(since I forgot about 04/18/08)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Untitled (No. 120)

Wedge issues always fall on their feet.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Untitled (No. 119)

Heavy sandbags served as unembellished viewing devices.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Untitled (No. 118)

It's a shame what people do for bandwith.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Untitled (No. 117)

It's the season for imbeciles and their benefactors.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Untitled (No. 116)

Some lumps cook better than others.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Untitled (No. 115)

Fall guys always look great in pinstripes.

Untitled (No. 114)

The liquor well does well by me.

(since I forgot about 04/11/08)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Untitled (No. 113)

I've never felt felt like this before.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Untitled (No. 112)

The devil's mind is an idle playground.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Untitled (No. 111)

Three of a kind is worth two in the clutch.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Untitled (No. 110)

Disappointment is the inevitable fruit of heavy labor.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Untitled (No. 109)

Peace is the stolen bounty of secular tyrants.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Untitled (No. 108)

It tastes just as good going out as coming in.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Untitled (No. 107)

Rigor is a decadent crutch for the intelligentsia.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Untitled (No. 106)

There's nothing like the smell of fresh hot dog water.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Untitled (No. 105)

Staff meetings are like chewing cud.

Untitled (No. 104)

It only gets easier with lubrication.
(since I forgot about 04/01/08)