Untitled (No. 477)

Long ball only lasts for so long.

Untitled (No. 476)

And yet they dance a jig unfamiliar.

Untitled (No. 475)

Your problem is as good as gold.

Untitled (No. 474)

We bring misery at a discount to you.

Untitled (No. 473)

How quaint a sight to behold, little toe.

Untitled (No. 472)

The ends nullify the means.

Untitled (No. 471)

We prance and prance until we meet our holey fate.

Untitled (No. 470)

Too sweet is merely a magnificent mirage.

Untitled (No. 469)

Your push and pull is no match for left hooks.

(Since I've been on hiatus since 04/13/09)

Untitled (No. 468)

Torture can't come soon enough.

(since I forgot about 03/31/09)

Untitled (No. 467)

Hair was the least of his bodily concerns.

(since I forgot about 03/30/09)

Untitled (No. 466)

Your warm personality is a magnet for maniacs.

(since I forgot about 03/29/09)

Untitled (No. 465)

We bring you greetings from the inner recesses of your soul.

(since I forgot about 03/28/09)

Untitled (No. 464)

A dirty floor is a sign of goodwill.

(since I forgot about 03/27/09)

Untitled (No. 463)

Life will end as soon as the encore begins.

(since I forgot about 03/26/09)

Untitled (No. 462)

Sweet is the spice of love unknown.

Untitled (No. 461)

Complete is a matter of personality.

Untitled (No. 460)

Convincing you is like moving mountains.

Untitled (No. 459)

Culture power is born of those with unfettered minds.

Untitled (No. 458)

Tragedy is that little annoyance that prevents you from laughing.

Untitled (No. 457)

I wonder where underwear were true and fair.

Untitled (No. 456)

Trouble came waltzing in our trap door.

Untitled (No. 455)

Partners in redundancy are a perfect pair.

(since I forgot about 03/18/09)

Untitled (No. 454)

She has a way of forcing her tact on others.

(since I forgot about 03/17/09)

Untitled (No. 453)

It's a seductive dance of polar opposites.

(since I forgot about 03/16/09)

Untitled (No. 452)

Fast is the new pretty.

(since I forgot about 03/15/09)

Untitled (No. 451)

I'm almost certain his soul was split in two.

(since I forgot about 03/14/09)

Untitled (No. 450)

Chime in and lose a limb.

(since I forgot about 03/13/09)

Untitled (No. 449)

Terrible news your breath predicts often.

(since I forgot about 03/12/09)

Untitled (No. 448)

Reality is as much of a drag as your hairpiece.

(since I forgot about 03/11/09)

Untitled (No. 447)

We run but far is not our specialty.

Untitled (No. 446)

These games are but a flight of your simplistic fancy.

(since I forgot about 03/09/09)

Untitled (No. 445)

It's times like these that make you go bye-bye.

(since I forgot about 03/08/09)

Untitled (No. 444)

Three in a row sometimes arrives just in time for two.

Untitled (No. 443)

I try, but it's not easy being your clown's desire.

(since I forgot about 03/06/09)

Untitled (No. 442)

The crack of your smile is worth two in the bush.

(since I forgot about 03/05/09)

Untitled (No. 441)

Blinded by sunlight is not a good look for you.

Untitled (No. 440)

Chastity is the downfall of many mice.

(since I forgot about 03/03/09)

Untitled (No. 439)

Just a little pinch will make it alright all night.

Untitled (No. 438)

We make fantasy vivid and true.

(since I forgot about 03/01/09)

Untitled (No. 437)

If you think about it, it might just sputter.

(since I forgot about 2/28/09)

Untitled (No. 436)

Stuff is oh so comfy and cozy.

(since I forgot about 2/27/09)

Untitled (No. 435)

Polished is a dramatic curtain for a simple window.

(since I forgot about 2/26/09)

Untitled (No. 434)

Memory is that one thing guaranteed to fail you at times.

(since I forgot about 2/25/09)

Untitled (No. 433)

Your empire is as unstable as Jello.

(since I forgot about 2/24/09)

Untitled (No. 432)

Your piece of paper has no jurisdiction over me.

(since I forgot about 2/23/09)

Untitled (No. 431)

If you can swipe it, you can live freely.

(since I forgot about 2/22/09)

Untitled (No. 430)

Arm jiggle is mildly romantic.

(since I forgot about 2/21/09)

Untitled (No. 429)

Confidence in his approach waned with the weather report.

(since I forgot about 2/20/09)

Untitled (No. 428)

Your fine cackle is so utterly useless.

(since I forgot about 2/19/09)

Untitled (No. 427)

Worry is his middle name.

(since I forgot about 2/18/09)

Untitled (No. 426)

Operatic tones and divining bones are all part of the show.

(since I forgot about 2/17/09)

Untitled (No. 425)

Parity is a dream deferred.

(since I forgot about 2/16/09)

Untitled (No. 424)

Apparently the memo was received but not eaten.

(since I forgot about 2/15/09)

Untitled (No. 423)

Surprisingly difficult is her forte.

(since I forgot about 2/14/09)

Untitled (No. 422)

Itchy eyes are a sign of affection.

(since I forgot about 2/13/09)

Untitled (No. 421)

Goldfish and merriment are two of a kind.

(since I forgot about 2/12/09)

Untitled (No. 420)

Speed is a fact of faith.

(since I forgot about 2/11/09)

Untitled (No. 419)

Fake truths divine no boundaries.

Untitled (No. 418)

Icy trinkets are promises for the few.

Untitled (No. 417)

Armed with enough drugs, we'll all be flying steady.

(since I forgot about 2/8/09)

Untitled (No. 416)

Chatter chatter cheese on a platter.

(since I forgot about 2/7/09)

Untitled (No. 415)

That smoke screen is no match for your guise.

(since I forgot about 2/6/09)

Untitled (No. 414)

Your smile is as rare as a golden opportunity.

(since I forgot about 2/5/09)

Untitled (No. 413)

Slick is the new black.

(since I forgot about 2/4/09)

Untitled (No. 412)

We laughed, cried, and paid the piper in small change.

Untitled (No. 411)

Crowns are no protection against the wrath of flowers.

(since I forgot about 2/2/09)

Untitled (No. 410)

Harmony is just a weird way of saying no need for intruders.

(since I forgot about 2/1/09)

Untitled (No. 409)

Part favors and streamers are simply window dressing on your life.

(since I forgot about 1/31/09)

Untitled (No. 408)

Three is the magic bummer.

(since I forgot about 1/30/09)

Untitled (No. 407)

The day after is nothing to celebrate.

(since I forgot about 1/29/09)

Untitled (No. 406)

Typically fire is a deterrent for your smile.

Untitled (No. 405)

It ranks about as high as having moles removed.

(since I forgot about 1/27/09)

Untitled (No. 404)

You're like the gnat of my existence.

Untitled (No. 403)

We're all boxed in with no tape in sight.

(since I forgot about 1/25/09)

Untitled (No. 402)

Chromed-out was his middle name.

(since I forgot about 1/24/09)

Untitled (No. 401)

It takes time to succumb to your aura.

(since I forgot about 1/23/09)

Untitled (No. 400)

Properly clothed was a prerequisite for fun.

Untitled (No. 399)

Whistle blowers are a serious drag.

(since I forgot about 1/21/09)

Untitled (No. 398)

Her face was a pleasant edifice.

(since I forgot about 1/20/09)

Untitled (No. 397)

It's the sound of one hand running.

Untitled (No. 396)

It's the atmosphere at most I fear.

Untitled (No. 395)

Too bad his head is as soft as his heart.

Untitled (No. 394)

If only you knew you'd be forgotten in less than an afterthought.

(since I forgot about 1/16/09)

Untitled (No. 393)

There's not a blank spot you haven't discovered.

(since I forgot about 1/15/09)

Untitled (No. 392)

Chemistry is your point of departure.

(since I forgot about 1/14/09)

Untitled (No. 391)

The difficulty of the task grows exponentially with each hesitation.

Untitled (No. 390)

His victory dance soon became a solemn waltz.

Untitled (No. 389)

Your opinions are like a melodic mania.

Untitled (No. 388)

Life is like a lovely loop-de-loop.

Untitled (No. 387)

Surprise will always relieve you of your wallet.

Untitled (No. 386)

Shear me now and relieve me later.

Untitled (No. 385)

The truth doesn't cost as much as it used to.

Untitled (No. 384)

Your heroics can be saved for someone that gives a damn.

Untitled (No. 383)

Constriction is her middle name.

Untitled (No. 382)

It's not as sad as it tastes.

Untitled (No. 381)

You can hold it in but you'll never win.

Untitled (No. 380)

It's as tight as where the sun don't shine.

Untitled (No. 379)

She certainly has a way with her feet.

Untitled (No. 378)

The end of the beginning is about to start.

(since I forgot about 12/31/08)