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Pointing towards the heavens signals soldiers of solemnity.

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The instruction manual provides no solace for the fatalistic.

(since I forgot about 12/30/09)

Untitled (No. 587)

Trouble is worth at least half the battle.

(since I forgot about 12/29/09)

Untitled (No. 586)

Your problems are just a phone call away.

(since I forgot about 12/28/09)

Untitled (No. 585)

Pardon me is a strange hello.

(since I forgot about 12/27/09)

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We salute you with a celebratory slug.

(since I forgot about 12/26/09)

Untitled (No. 583)

Correction fluid is only necessary for your comments.

(since I forgot about 12/25/09)

Untitled (No. 582)

Your smile hides as much as it reveals.

(since I forgot about 12/24/09)

Untitled (No. 581)

Unopened boxes are panaceas of pleasure.

(since I forgot about 12/23/09)

Untitled (No. 580)

Tigers are feared by striped foes aplenty.

(since I forgot about 12/22/09)

Untitled (No. 579)

Saying it twice merely confounds me more.

(since I forgot about 12/21/09)

Untitled (No. 578)

Recovered fumbles are the less fortunate's gold mine.

(since I forgot about 12/20/09)

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Dull and unsolicited commentary is mildly entertaining.

(since I forgot about 12/19/09)

Untitled (No. 576)

What head covering exists for the truly brainless?

(since I forgot about 12/18/09)

Untitled (No. 575)

Interesting is so obviously descriptive.

(since I forgot about 12/17/09)

Untitled (No. 574)

We travel life's roads by bumper cars.

(since I forgot about 12/16/09)

Untitled (No. 573)

Lefty loosey is the least of your worries.

(since I forgot about 12/15/09)

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Your nose reveals all that is to come.

(since I forgot about 12/14/09)

Untitled (No. 571)

I heard it with my own heart.

(since I forgot about 12/13/09)

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We ride a cymbal so sweet, so shuffled to the untrained ear.

(since I forgot about 12/12/09)

Untitled (No. 569)

Love pains are distress signals from the heart.

(since I forgot about 12/11/09)

Untitled (No. 568)

It's only a matter of time before time matters.

(since I forgot about 12/10/09)

Untitled (No. 567)

Forgetfullness is memory faded away.

(since I forgot about 12/09/09)

Untitled (No. 566)

Life unfiltered falls swiftly by the wayside.

(since I forgot about 12/08/09)

Untitled (No. 565)

Compromise is for the fortunate few.

(since I forgot about 12/07/09)

Untitled (No. 564)

Chilly is a state of mind forgotten in flames of fury.

(since I forgot about 12/06/09)

Untitled (No. 563)

Staring softly sears the soul.

(since I forgot about 12/05/09)

Untitled (No. 562)

Blues has a way of brightening your day.

(since I forgot about 12/04/09)

Untitled (No. 561)

Riffing on you is melody in the making.

(since I forgot about 12/03/09)

Untitled (No. 560)

No is so simply put.

(since I forgot about 12/02/09)

Untitled (No. 559)

Imagine you and me and you and me and you and me lovely.

(Since I've been on hiatus since 10/29/09)

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Hanging up is hard to do.

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Spit it out or chew like a pro.

Untitled (No. 556)

Patience is running a full marathon on me.

(since I forgot about 10/27/09)

Untitled (No. 555)

Sometimes time is so me.

(since I forgot about 10/26/09)

Untitled (No. 554)

Defeated by many, yet victim to none.

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We'll get you moving in sync with sinks.

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What's coughed up must never come back down.

(since I forgot about 10/23/09)

Untitled (No. 551)

Sooner or later is closer than you think.

Untitled (No. 550)

Remember to forget memorizing.

(since I forgot about 10/21/09)

Untitled (No. 549)

Thinking this hard can start fires.

(since I forgot about 10/20/09)

Untitled (No. 548)

Wet is unavoidable.

Untitled (No. 547)

Death comes from the eyes of babes.

(since I forgot about 10/18/09)

Untitled (No. 546)

Mud is clearer than your words at end.

(since I forgot about 10/17/09)

Untitled (No. 545)

We become our first enemy.

Untitled (No. 544)

A little stain never hurt anyone.

Untitled (No. 543)

Unfortunate is fortune's best.

(since I forgot about 10/14/09)

Untitled (No. 542)

He's ripe and bold for vertical hold.

Untitled (No. 541)

Sliver is slick and silver sick.

Untitled (No. 540)

The lights are bright and the music's all right.

(since I forgot about 10/11/09)

Untitled (No. 539)

It's as tasty as it is believable.

Untitled (No. 538)

Mood is backwards doom .

(since I forgot about 10/09/09)

Untitled (No. 537)

It's hard enough being soft.

(since I forgot about 10/08/09)

Untitled (No. 536)

An orb in the hand is worth three in the glove.

Untitled (No. 535)

It's the wiggle in the middle that makes you giggle.

Untitled (No. 534)

Eyes beguile the truth within.

Untitled (No. 533)

We're not challenged, we're just drawn that way.

Untitled (No. 532)

Creeping is creepy and crude.

Untitled (No. 531)

Times like these are like fun in a bag.

Untitled (No. 530)

Take the ride or take a ride.

Untitled (No. 529)

Stunt doubles have all the fun.

Untitled (No. 528)

Chatty is merely a figure of speech.

Untitled (No. 527)

It's the sniffle that keeps on sniffling.

Untitled (No. 526)

Toss it up and turn it loose.

Untitled (No. 525)

Games are for dames.

Untitled (No. 524)

Tragedy is the infinite triumph over travesty.

Untitled (No. 523)

Your be-bop runs are like riddles to me.

Untitled (No. 522)

No sandwiches exchanged for troubles today.

Untitled (No. 521)

It's one less follicle we have to worry about.

Untitled (No. 520)

No wonder we wonder how far we will wander.

Untitled (No. 519)

You're always welcome in mind space.

(since I forgot about 09/20/09)

Untitled (No. 518)

We yearn to burn more than calories.

(since I forgot about 09/19/09)

Untitled (No. 517)

You chop, we swap.

(since I forgot about 09/18/09)

Untitled (No. 516)

Wah-wah is so gloriously beautiful.

(since I forgot about 09/17/09)

Untitled (No. 515)

"Probably" just won't cut it anymore.

Untitled (No. 514)

Gentle pounding always finds the other side.

(since I forgot about 09/15/09)

Untitled (No. 513)

Electricity strikes at just the right moment.

(since I forgot about 09/14/09)

Untitled (No. 512)

Fashion makes it difficult to be stylish.

Untitled (No. 511)

That accent is as smooth as rubble.

(since I forgot about 09/12/09)

Untitled (No. 510)

Fear not as you live on in the minds of others.

Untitled (No. 509)

Sadness is the mask of the inevitable.

(since I forgot about 09/10/09)

Untitled (No. 508)

Triple ether aligns by fate.

Untitled (No. 507)

Pressure is plentiful and prevalent.

Untitled (No. 506)

Strange pleasures derive from machine souls.

Untitled (No. 505)

Impressions are the first disappointment.

Untitled (No. 504)

The evidence suggest fair play and resolve.

Untitled (No. 503)

Rattle clatter battle batter.

(since I forgot about 09/04/09)

Untitled (No. 502)

The choir of screams made for happy music.

Untitled (No. 501)

One more is deadly addictive.

Untitled (No. 500)

Never knew long could be this short.

Untitled (No. 499)

It's sad to see smoke slither silently away.

Untitled (No. 498)

Oh, woe is three.

Untitled (No. 497)

Crunchy is the new tasty.

(since I forgot about 08/29/09)

Untitled (No. 496)

The hardest hit are the softest few.

(since I forgot about 08/28/09)

Untitled (No. 495)

A book with no wisdom is merely a doorstop.

(since I forgot about 08/27/09)

Untitled (No. 494)

It's the drip that keeps on tickling.

(since I forgot about 08/26/09)

Untitled (No. 493)

No music, no service.

Untitled (No. 492)

Trouble trouble arrives on the double.

(since I forgot about 08/24/09)

Untitled (No. 491)

Red is a luxury afforded only to the fearful.

Untitled (No. 490)

Looks are believing.

Untitled (No. 489)

The best laid plans remain bare and wanting.

(since I forgot about 08/21/09)

Untitled (No. 488)

Bring the mane.

Untitled (No. 487)

Bat boys live on the edge of uncertainty.

Untitled (No. 486)

Smoke gets in disguise.

Untitled (No. 485)

Big hair beats big ideas any day.

Untitled (No. 484)

Life is a peculiar puzzle of imperfect pieces.

Untitled (No. 483)

We breathe lightly for tourists.

Untitled (No. 482)

Melting mends so well.

(since I forgot about 08/14/09)

Untitled (No. 481)

Oil is such a tasty alternative.

Untitled (No. 480)

Trouble is a steaming high.

Untitled (No. 479)

Your smile is a beacon for wayward hearts.

Untitled (No. 478)

Yawn, and the whole world yawns with you.

Untitled (No. 477)

Long ball only lasts for so long.

Untitled (No. 476)

And yet they dance a jig unfamiliar.

Untitled (No. 475)

Your problem is as good as gold.

Untitled (No. 474)

We bring misery at a discount to you.

Untitled (No. 473)

How quaint a sight to behold, little toe.

Untitled (No. 472)

The ends nullify the means.

Untitled (No. 471)

We prance and prance until we meet our holey fate.

Untitled (No. 470)

Too sweet is merely a magnificent mirage.

Untitled (No. 469)

Your push and pull is no match for left hooks.

(Since I've been on hiatus since 04/13/09)

Untitled (No. 468)

Torture can't come soon enough.

(since I forgot about 03/31/09)

Untitled (No. 467)

Hair was the least of his bodily concerns.

(since I forgot about 03/30/09)

Untitled (No. 466)

Your warm personality is a magnet for maniacs.

(since I forgot about 03/29/09)

Untitled (No. 465)

We bring you greetings from the inner recesses of your soul.

(since I forgot about 03/28/09)

Untitled (No. 464)

A dirty floor is a sign of goodwill.

(since I forgot about 03/27/09)

Untitled (No. 463)

Life will end as soon as the encore begins.

(since I forgot about 03/26/09)

Untitled (No. 462)

Sweet is the spice of love unknown.

Untitled (No. 461)

Complete is a matter of personality.

Untitled (No. 460)

Convincing you is like moving mountains.

Untitled (No. 459)

Culture power is born of those with unfettered minds.

Untitled (No. 458)

Tragedy is that little annoyance that prevents you from laughing.

Untitled (No. 457)

I wonder where underwear were true and fair.

Untitled (No. 456)

Trouble came waltzing in our trap door.

Untitled (No. 455)

Partners in redundancy are a perfect pair.

(since I forgot about 03/18/09)

Untitled (No. 454)

She has a way of forcing her tact on others.

(since I forgot about 03/17/09)

Untitled (No. 453)

It's a seductive dance of polar opposites.

(since I forgot about 03/16/09)

Untitled (No. 452)

Fast is the new pretty.

(since I forgot about 03/15/09)

Untitled (No. 451)

I'm almost certain his soul was split in two.

(since I forgot about 03/14/09)

Untitled (No. 450)

Chime in and lose a limb.

(since I forgot about 03/13/09)

Untitled (No. 449)

Terrible news your breath predicts often.

(since I forgot about 03/12/09)

Untitled (No. 448)

Reality is as much of a drag as your hairpiece.

(since I forgot about 03/11/09)

Untitled (No. 447)

We run but far is not our specialty.

Untitled (No. 446)

These games are but a flight of your simplistic fancy.

(since I forgot about 03/09/09)

Untitled (No. 445)

It's times like these that make you go bye-bye.

(since I forgot about 03/08/09)

Untitled (No. 444)

Three in a row sometimes arrives just in time for two.

Untitled (No. 443)

I try, but it's not easy being your clown's desire.

(since I forgot about 03/06/09)

Untitled (No. 442)

The crack of your smile is worth two in the bush.

(since I forgot about 03/05/09)

Untitled (No. 441)

Blinded by sunlight is not a good look for you.

Untitled (No. 440)

Chastity is the downfall of many mice.

(since I forgot about 03/03/09)

Untitled (No. 439)

Just a little pinch will make it alright all night.

Untitled (No. 438)

We make fantasy vivid and true.

(since I forgot about 03/01/09)

Untitled (No. 437)

If you think about it, it might just sputter.

(since I forgot about 2/28/09)

Untitled (No. 436)

Stuff is oh so comfy and cozy.

(since I forgot about 2/27/09)

Untitled (No. 435)

Polished is a dramatic curtain for a simple window.

(since I forgot about 2/26/09)

Untitled (No. 434)

Memory is that one thing guaranteed to fail you at times.

(since I forgot about 2/25/09)

Untitled (No. 433)

Your empire is as unstable as Jello.

(since I forgot about 2/24/09)

Untitled (No. 432)

Your piece of paper has no jurisdiction over me.

(since I forgot about 2/23/09)

Untitled (No. 431)

If you can swipe it, you can live freely.

(since I forgot about 2/22/09)

Untitled (No. 430)

Arm jiggle is mildly romantic.

(since I forgot about 2/21/09)

Untitled (No. 429)

Confidence in his approach waned with the weather report.

(since I forgot about 2/20/09)

Untitled (No. 428)

Your fine cackle is so utterly useless.

(since I forgot about 2/19/09)

Untitled (No. 427)

Worry is his middle name.

(since I forgot about 2/18/09)

Untitled (No. 426)

Operatic tones and divining bones are all part of the show.

(since I forgot about 2/17/09)

Untitled (No. 425)

Parity is a dream deferred.

(since I forgot about 2/16/09)

Untitled (No. 424)

Apparently the memo was received but not eaten.

(since I forgot about 2/15/09)

Untitled (No. 423)

Surprisingly difficult is her forte.

(since I forgot about 2/14/09)

Untitled (No. 422)

Itchy eyes are a sign of affection.

(since I forgot about 2/13/09)

Untitled (No. 421)

Goldfish and merriment are two of a kind.

(since I forgot about 2/12/09)

Untitled (No. 420)

Speed is a fact of faith.

(since I forgot about 2/11/09)

Untitled (No. 419)

Fake truths divine no boundaries.

Untitled (No. 418)

Icy trinkets are promises for the few.

Untitled (No. 417)

Armed with enough drugs, we'll all be flying steady.

(since I forgot about 2/8/09)

Untitled (No. 416)

Chatter chatter cheese on a platter.

(since I forgot about 2/7/09)

Untitled (No. 415)

That smoke screen is no match for your guise.

(since I forgot about 2/6/09)

Untitled (No. 414)

Your smile is as rare as a golden opportunity.

(since I forgot about 2/5/09)

Untitled (No. 413)

Slick is the new black.

(since I forgot about 2/4/09)

Untitled (No. 412)

We laughed, cried, and paid the piper in small change.

Untitled (No. 411)

Crowns are no protection against the wrath of flowers.

(since I forgot about 2/2/09)

Untitled (No. 410)

Harmony is just a weird way of saying no need for intruders.

(since I forgot about 2/1/09)

Untitled (No. 409)

Part favors and streamers are simply window dressing on your life.

(since I forgot about 1/31/09)

Untitled (No. 408)

Three is the magic bummer.

(since I forgot about 1/30/09)

Untitled (No. 407)

The day after is nothing to celebrate.

(since I forgot about 1/29/09)

Untitled (No. 406)

Typically fire is a deterrent for your smile.

Untitled (No. 405)

It ranks about as high as having moles removed.

(since I forgot about 1/27/09)

Untitled (No. 404)

You're like the gnat of my existence.

Untitled (No. 403)

We're all boxed in with no tape in sight.

(since I forgot about 1/25/09)

Untitled (No. 402)

Chromed-out was his middle name.

(since I forgot about 1/24/09)

Untitled (No. 401)

It takes time to succumb to your aura.

(since I forgot about 1/23/09)

Untitled (No. 400)

Properly clothed was a prerequisite for fun.

Untitled (No. 399)

Whistle blowers are a serious drag.

(since I forgot about 1/21/09)

Untitled (No. 398)

Her face was a pleasant edifice.

(since I forgot about 1/20/09)

Untitled (No. 397)

It's the sound of one hand running.

Untitled (No. 396)

It's the atmosphere at most I fear.

Untitled (No. 395)

Too bad his head is as soft as his heart.

Untitled (No. 394)

If only you knew you'd be forgotten in less than an afterthought.

(since I forgot about 1/16/09)

Untitled (No. 393)

There's not a blank spot you haven't discovered.

(since I forgot about 1/15/09)

Untitled (No. 392)

Chemistry is your point of departure.

(since I forgot about 1/14/09)

Untitled (No. 391)

The difficulty of the task grows exponentially with each hesitation.

Untitled (No. 390)

His victory dance soon became a solemn waltz.

Untitled (No. 389)

Your opinions are like a melodic mania.

Untitled (No. 388)

Life is like a lovely loop-de-loop.

Untitled (No. 387)

Surprise will always relieve you of your wallet.

Untitled (No. 386)

Shear me now and relieve me later.

Untitled (No. 385)

The truth doesn't cost as much as it used to.

Untitled (No. 384)

Your heroics can be saved for someone that gives a damn.

Untitled (No. 383)

Constriction is her middle name.

Untitled (No. 382)

It's not as sad as it tastes.

Untitled (No. 381)

You can hold it in but you'll never win.

Untitled (No. 380)

It's as tight as where the sun don't shine.

Untitled (No. 379)

She certainly has a way with her feet.

Untitled (No. 378)

The end of the beginning is about to start.

(since I forgot about 12/31/08)