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We run but far is not our specialty.

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These games are but a flight of your simplistic fancy.

(since I forgot about 03/09/09)

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It's times like these that make you go bye-bye.

(since I forgot about 03/08/09)

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Three in a row sometimes arrives just in time for two.

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I try, but it's not easy being your clown's desire.

(since I forgot about 03/06/09)

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The crack of your smile is worth two in the bush.

(since I forgot about 03/05/09)

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Blinded by sunlight is not a good look for you.

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Chastity is the downfall of many mice.

(since I forgot about 03/03/09)

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Just a little pinch will make it alright all night.

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We make fantasy vivid and true.

(since I forgot about 03/01/09)

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If you think about it, it might just sputter.

(since I forgot about 2/28/09)

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Stuff is oh so comfy and cozy.

(since I forgot about 2/27/09)

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Polished is a dramatic curtain for a simple window.

(since I forgot about 2/26/09)

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Memory is that one thing guaranteed to fail you at times.

(since I forgot about 2/25/09)

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Your empire is as unstable as Jello.

(since I forgot about 2/24/09)

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Your piece of paper has no jurisdiction over me.

(since I forgot about 2/23/09)

Untitled (No. 431)

If you can swipe it, you can live freely.

(since I forgot about 2/22/09)

Untitled (No. 430)

Arm jiggle is mildly romantic.

(since I forgot about 2/21/09)

Untitled (No. 429)

Confidence in his approach waned with the weather report.

(since I forgot about 2/20/09)

Untitled (No. 428)

Your fine cackle is so utterly useless.

(since I forgot about 2/19/09)

Untitled (No. 427)

Worry is his middle name.

(since I forgot about 2/18/09)

Untitled (No. 426)

Operatic tones and divining bones are all part of the show.

(since I forgot about 2/17/09)

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Parity is a dream deferred.

(since I forgot about 2/16/09)

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Apparently the memo was received but not eaten.

(since I forgot about 2/15/09)

Untitled (No. 423)

Surprisingly difficult is her forte.

(since I forgot about 2/14/09)

Untitled (No. 422)

Itchy eyes are a sign of affection.

(since I forgot about 2/13/09)

Untitled (No. 421)

Goldfish and merriment are two of a kind.

(since I forgot about 2/12/09)

Untitled (No. 420)

Speed is a fact of faith.

(since I forgot about 2/11/09)

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Fake truths divine no boundaries.

Untitled (No. 418)

Icy trinkets are promises for the few.

Untitled (No. 417)

Armed with enough drugs, we'll all be flying steady.

(since I forgot about 2/8/09)

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Chatter chatter cheese on a platter.

(since I forgot about 2/7/09)

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That smoke screen is no match for your guise.

(since I forgot about 2/6/09)

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Your smile is as rare as a golden opportunity.

(since I forgot about 2/5/09)

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Slick is the new black.

(since I forgot about 2/4/09)

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We laughed, cried, and paid the piper in small change.

Untitled (No. 411)

Crowns are no protection against the wrath of flowers.

(since I forgot about 2/2/09)

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Harmony is just a weird way of saying no need for intruders.

(since I forgot about 2/1/09)

Untitled (No. 409)

Part favors and streamers are simply window dressing on your life.

(since I forgot about 1/31/09)

Untitled (No. 408)

Three is the magic bummer.

(since I forgot about 1/30/09)

Untitled (No. 407)

The day after is nothing to celebrate.

(since I forgot about 1/29/09)

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Typically fire is a deterrent for your smile.

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It ranks about as high as having moles removed.

(since I forgot about 1/27/09)

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You're like the gnat of my existence.

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We're all boxed in with no tape in sight.

(since I forgot about 1/25/09)

Untitled (No. 402)

Chromed-out was his middle name.

(since I forgot about 1/24/09)

Untitled (No. 401)

It takes time to succumb to your aura.

(since I forgot about 1/23/09)

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Properly clothed was a prerequisite for fun.

Untitled (No. 399)

Whistle blowers are a serious drag.

(since I forgot about 1/21/09)

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Her face was a pleasant edifice.

(since I forgot about 1/20/09)

Untitled (No. 397)

It's the sound of one hand running.

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It's the atmosphere at most I fear.

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Too bad his head is as soft as his heart.

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If only you knew you'd be forgotten in less than an afterthought.

(since I forgot about 1/16/09)

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There's not a blank spot you haven't discovered.

(since I forgot about 1/15/09)

Untitled (No. 392)

Chemistry is your point of departure.

(since I forgot about 1/14/09)

Untitled (No. 391)

The difficulty of the task grows exponentially with each hesitation.

Untitled (No. 390)

His victory dance soon became a solemn waltz.

Untitled (No. 389)

Your opinions are like a melodic mania.

Untitled (No. 388)

Life is like a lovely loop-de-loop.

Untitled (No. 387)

Surprise will always relieve you of your wallet.

Untitled (No. 386)

Shear me now and relieve me later.

Untitled (No. 385)

The truth doesn't cost as much as it used to.

Untitled (No. 384)

Your heroics can be saved for someone that gives a damn.

Untitled (No. 383)

Constriction is her middle name.

Untitled (No. 382)

It's not as sad as it tastes.

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You can hold it in but you'll never win.

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It's as tight as where the sun don't shine.

Untitled (No. 379)

She certainly has a way with her feet.

Untitled (No. 378)

The end of the beginning is about to start.

(since I forgot about 12/31/08)

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Your success is truly a feat of the imagination.

Untitled (No. 376)

The chase is merely half the entertainment for fools.

Untitled (No. 375)

Peculiar, isn't it, that slight hint of submission?

Untitled (No. 374)

His world was a mere cloud of colored confetti.

(since I forgot about 12/27/08)

Untitled (No. 373)

You're just an air lift away from making it to the top.

Untitled (No. 372)

His voice was as smooth as curdled cream.

Untitled (No. 371)

That red suit restrained his merriment for sure.

Untitled (No. 370)

It's either the ballot or the billet.

(since I forgot about 12/23/08)

Untitled (No. 369)

Two can play that tame.

Untitled (No. 368)

This isn't the first time our cloud has failed us.

Untitled (No. 367)

Take two and pan.

Untitled (No. 366)

His concern for the peculiar and small was very particular after all.

(since I forgot about 12/19/08)

Untitled (No. 365)

I've come this far by wraiths.

Untitled (No. 364)

Weird is an asset reserved for a few.

Untitled (No. 363)

Foreign intelligence is no smarter than the average bear.

Untitled (No. 362)

A little flaky skin never hurt anyone.

(since I forgot about 12/15/08)

Untitled (No. 361)

It used to be that a quarter's worth was a whole lot of pain.

Untitled (No. 360)

Bars can't cage her freedom for long.

(since I forgot about 12/13/08)

Untitled (No. 359)

He spent a lifetime hopping from lily pad to love.

(since I forgot about 12/12/08)

Untitled (No. 358)

Sparkles and tingles is only one jingle.

(since I forgot about 12/11/08)

Untitled (No. 357)

Don't worry, it's only somewhat permanent.

(since I forgot about 12/10/08)

Untitled (No. 356)

My fear grows with the ever thinning of your moustache.

(since I forgot about 12/9/08)

Untitled (No. 355)

Your rug problem is just a minor setback.

(since I forgot about 12/8/08)

Untitled (No. 354)

Dandruff is the stuff of life.

Untitled (No. 353)

That yawn is golden in my book.

Untitled (No. 352)

Sprinkle, sprinkle little czar.

(since I forgot about 12/5/08)

Untitled (No. 351)

Our flight is delayed for lack of wings.

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Once the head is down, it's all over.

Untitled (No. 349)

His was a quick draw, and a soft explosion.

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Her hair offered the security of five gorillas.

(since I forgot about 12/1/08)