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Shear me now and relieve me later.

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The truth doesn't cost as much as it used to.

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Your heroics can be saved for someone that gives a damn.

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Constriction is her middle name.

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It's not as sad as it tastes.

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You can hold it in but you'll never win.

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It's as tight as where the sun don't shine.

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She certainly has a way with her feet.

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The end of the beginning is about to start.

(since I forgot about 12/31/08)

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Your success is truly a feat of the imagination.

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The chase is merely half the entertainment for fools.

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Peculiar, isn't it, that slight hint of submission?

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His world was a mere cloud of colored confetti.

(since I forgot about 12/27/08)

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You're just an air lift away from making it to the top.

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His voice was as smooth as curdled cream.

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That red suit restrained his merriment for sure.

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It's either the ballot or the billet.

(since I forgot about 12/23/08)

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Two can play that tame.

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This isn't the first time our cloud has failed us.

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Take two and pan.

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His concern for the peculiar and small was very particular after all.

(since I forgot about 12/19/08)

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I've come this far by wraiths.

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Weird is an asset reserved for a few.

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Foreign intelligence is no smarter than the average bear.

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A little flaky skin never hurt anyone.

(since I forgot about 12/15/08)

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It used to be that a quarter's worth was a whole lot of pain.

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Bars can't cage her freedom for long.

(since I forgot about 12/13/08)

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He spent a lifetime hopping from lily pad to love.

(since I forgot about 12/12/08)

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Sparkles and tingles is only one jingle.

(since I forgot about 12/11/08)

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Don't worry, it's only somewhat permanent.

(since I forgot about 12/10/08)

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My fear grows with the ever thinning of your moustache.

(since I forgot about 12/9/08)

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Your rug problem is just a minor setback.

(since I forgot about 12/8/08)

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Dandruff is the stuff of life.

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That yawn is golden in my book.

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Sprinkle, sprinkle little czar.

(since I forgot about 12/5/08)

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Our flight is delayed for lack of wings.

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Once the head is down, it's all over.

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His was a quick draw, and a soft explosion.

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Her hair offered the security of five gorillas.

(since I forgot about 12/1/08)

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Praise is a residual effect of surrender.

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Life is but a simulation of fantasy.

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It's only a matter of time before your conscience rots away.

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Impressing me is like threading a needle with an eyelash.

(since I forgot about 11/27/08)

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Fabulous fallacies foment far afield.

(since I forgot about 11/26/08)

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Rushed and hurried is in this season.

(since I forgot about 11/25/08)

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The tide is too heavy to keep at still.

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Cud was the condiment of choice.

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Post-nasal drip is so last year.

(since I forgot about 11/22/08)

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Bare-chested and wide-eyed is not a good look.

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Winning was but a mere formality.

(since I forgot about 11/20/08)

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Rays spread that peculiar sunshine across a canvas of pink dermis.

(since I forgot about 11/19/08)

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Make mine a rhubarb, too.

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It's only a matter of time before your gums catch your teeth.

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Three is the magic bummer.

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Beware the ham hock, my friend.

(since I forgot about 11/15/08)

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That hint of periwinkle in her eyes was a man magnet.

(since I forgot about 11/14/08)

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Salt in wound was our first impression.

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A dab of special sauce makes all the difference in the world.

(since I forgot about 11/12/08)

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A thousand yard stare is only mildly intimidating.

(since I forgot about 11/11/08)

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It's not the girth that counts.

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Impossibility isn't an excuse for failure.

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It's the gift that keeps on ticking.

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Follow me and I'll lead you to never mind.

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Trouble has a strange compass.

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She don't know but she's been told.

(since I forgot about 11/05/08)

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Sign on the dotted line is a seductive ruse.

(since I forgot about 11/04/08)

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Pills aren't relief from textual placebos.

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Round and round they all fall drown.

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Slumped fur and no bite make Jackson a dull boy.

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Strain ain't what it used to be.

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It's quite alright if we don't boogie tonight.

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It's your particular brand of snobbery that amuses me.

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Run and only a few will jog with you.

(since I forgot about 10/28/08)

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Terry cloth is water's worst nightmare.

(since I forgot about 10/27/08)

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Hate is that certain tingle in your psyche.

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Vibrations rumble bumble voices.

(since I forgot about 10/25/08)

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Oh, how those zeroes shape space, not nothingness.

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Boxes with bows are stylish horses from Troy.

(since I forgot about 10/23/08)

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The whisk of the winch made us wince.

(since I forgot about 10/22/08)

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Her brush cut was mildly appealing.

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Sleep is an unrecoverable deficit.

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Your logic is my recurring nightmare.

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Swish swish and whisk away your troubles down the drain.

(since I forgot about 10/18/08)

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Stuck is a state of mind.

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It pains me to see you smile.

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It's the sweet taste of sour patch that gets me moving.

(since I forgot about 10/15/08)

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It's not the tightness of the leather that frightens me - it's the sheen.

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That yawn is a force unimaginable.

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Your life is a story without a proper ending.

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We don't mind if you steal our minds.

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It's worse than we featured.

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 The darkness is fulfilling.

(since I forgot about 10/9/08)

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Know off fence nun take in.

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You're about three seconds from pure misery.

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Hot air and peanuts are a tasty alternative.

(since I forgot about 10/06/08)

Untitled (No. 291)

A swing and a misstep yields an outing.

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The impact of your aura is outstanding.

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Sweat stains are divine.

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You'll never know if you don't wince once.

(since I forgot about 10/02/08)

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Alert beeps jar the soul.