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Three is the magic bummer.

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Beware the ham hock, my friend.

(since I forgot about 11/15/08)

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That hint of periwinkle in her eyes was a man magnet.

(since I forgot about 11/14/08)

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Salt in wound was our first impression.

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A dab of special sauce makes all the difference in the world.

(since I forgot about 11/12/08)

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A thousand yard stare is only mildly intimidating.

(since I forgot about 11/11/08)

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It's not the girth that counts.

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Impossibility isn't an excuse for failure.

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It's the gift that keeps on ticking.

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Follow me and I'll lead you to never mind.

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Trouble has a strange compass.

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She don't know but she's been told.

(since I forgot about 11/05/08)

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Sign on the dotted line is a seductive ruse.

(since I forgot about 11/04/08)

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Pills aren't relief from textual placebos.

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Round and round they all fall drown.

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Slumped fur and no bite make Jackson a dull boy.

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Strain ain't what it used to be.

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It's quite alright if we don't boogie tonight.

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It's your particular brand of snobbery that amuses me.

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Run and only a few will jog with you.

(since I forgot about 10/28/08)

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Terry cloth is water's worst nightmare.

(since I forgot about 10/27/08)

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Hate is that certain tingle in your psyche.

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Vibrations rumble bumble voices.

(since I forgot about 10/25/08)

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Oh, how those zeroes shape space, not nothingness.

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Boxes with bows are stylish horses from Troy.

(since I forgot about 10/23/08)

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The whisk of the winch made us wince.

(since I forgot about 10/22/08)

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Her brush cut was mildly appealing.

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Sleep is an unrecoverable deficit.

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Your logic is my recurring nightmare.

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Swish swish and whisk away your troubles down the drain.

(since I forgot about 10/18/08)

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Stuck is a state of mind.

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It pains me to see you smile.

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It's the sweet taste of sour patch that gets me moving.

(since I forgot about 10/15/08)

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It's not the tightness of the leather that frightens me - it's the sheen.

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That yawn is a force unimaginable.

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Your life is a story without a proper ending.

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We don't mind if you steal our minds.

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It's worse than we featured.

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 The darkness is fulfilling.

(since I forgot about 10/9/08)

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Know off fence nun take in.

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You're about three seconds from pure misery.

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Hot air and peanuts are a tasty alternative.

(since I forgot about 10/06/08)

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A swing and a misstep yields an outing.

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The impact of your aura is outstanding.

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Sweat stains are divine.

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You'll never know if you don't wince once.

(since I forgot about 10/02/08)

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Alert beeps jar the soul.

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The return is not as triumphant as its daydream.

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Fall, and the whole world laughs at you.

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Limbs aren't strong enough to support your libido.

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We speak meat, don't you?

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Broken dams and filthy promises all flail in the end.

(since I forgot about 9/26/08)

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Forage or perish.

(since I forgot about 9/25/08)

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You have to sip before you can gulp.

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Squawk is the name of the game.

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Laugh and the whole world shoves you in your face.

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Godzilla needs lotion.

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Skis are for bookworms.

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Raised bars offer perfect impediments.

(since I forgot about 9/19/08)

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The list is only as long as its liberty.

(since I forgot about 9/18/08)

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Twigs offer little hope or ecstasy.

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Struggle is a reward for privilege.

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One more peep and all will crumble.

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Indeed it was a wealthy cackle that beckoned us near.

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Her spirit was locked like a cuckoo behind an arched doorway.

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Care is for the faint of heart.

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Pack it up and run with it.

(since I forgot about 9/11/08)

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The small toe is an oddity unto itself.

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Eyeball pain is strangely pleasurable.

(since I forgot about 9/9/08)

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That little ray of moonshine brightens any occasion.

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The power of one fuels the intensity of none.

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Screaming soothes the soul.

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Bump goes my love.

(since I forgot about 9/5/08)

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Down is the word of the day.

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Immunity is our only defense.

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Clogged and stuffy is merely an appetizer.

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That itch in your eye is envy.

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The soul seeks the sweet serenity of sleep.

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Her chuckle fogged the lens of my spectacles.

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Time times time is time again.

(since I forgot about 8/29/08)

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His roar is worse than his right.

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Pain is asleep in the ass.

(since I forgot about 8/27/08)

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A plugged nose knows best.

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Flapping in the wind is not a good feeling.

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He was a bulb short of a string light set.

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Snuggle and cuddle and make your way home.

(since I forgot about 8/23/08)

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Backs aren't built for that much wait.

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Peachfuzz prickles like rhubarb and pickles.

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We fear no wobbly proclamations.

(since I forgot about 8/20/08)

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Sand is such a security blanket.

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Sticking the landing is the last of your worries.

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To shave or shear is the ultimate question.

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The sky shed grey as soggy skin.

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Races are won by the pace of the run.

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We strive for life free of strife.

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Staying down is hard to do.

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Nightmares are scared for us.

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Bombs beat bats any day.

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Watching you is our favorite pastime.

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Scratchy tastes better.