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Struggle is a reward for privilege.

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One more peep and all will crumble.

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Indeed it was a wealthy cackle that beckoned us near.

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Her spirit was locked like a cuckoo behind an arched doorway.

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Care is for the faint of heart.

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Pack it up and run with it.

(since I forgot about 9/11/08)

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The small toe is an oddity unto itself.

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Eyeball pain is strangely pleasurable.

(since I forgot about 9/9/08)

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That little ray of moonshine brightens any occasion.

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The power of one fuels the intensity of none.

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Screaming soothes the soul.

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Bump goes my love.

(since I forgot about 9/5/08)

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Down is the word of the day.

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Immunity is our only defense.

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Clogged and stuffy is merely an appetizer.

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That itch in your eye is envy.

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The soul seeks the sweet serenity of sleep.

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Her chuckle fogged the lens of my spectacles.

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Time times time is time again.

(since I forgot about 8/29/08)

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His roar is worse than his right.

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Pain is asleep in the ass.

(since I forgot about 8/27/08)

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A plugged nose knows best.

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Flapping in the wind is not a good feeling.

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He was a bulb short of a string light set.

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Snuggle and cuddle and make your way home.

(since I forgot about 8/23/08)

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Backs aren't built for that much wait.

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Peachfuzz prickles like rhubarb and pickles.

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We fear no wobbly proclamations.

(since I forgot about 8/20/08)

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Sand is such a security blanket.

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Sticking the landing is the last of your worries.

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To shave or shear is the ultimate question.

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The sky shed grey as soggy skin.

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Races are won by the pace of the run.

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We strive for life free of strife.

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Staying down is hard to do.

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Nightmares are scared for us.

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Bombs beat bats any day.

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Watching you is our favorite pastime.

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Scratchy tastes better.

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Balls aren't built for flying.

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Your wow factor leaves much for impression.

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Satisfaction tactics take practice.

(since I forgot about 8/6/08)

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Bones are unnecessary in times of conflict.

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Fatigue rolls in like a tide of low thunder.

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Her eyes were a crystalline prison.

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Heaven is nothing short of sweetness.

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Length is only one of your endearing qualities.

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Breezy blue is fitting for you.

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Live and dissect.

(since I forgot about 7/30/08)

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Scram you mighty ape!

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The best things in life arrive in triplicate.

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Losing is for quitters.

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It's hard to speak with a mouth full of humble pie.

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Repetition is so redundant.

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Smoke is the way of the walk.

(since I forgot about 7/24/08)

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Hysterical is only the beginning.

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Black is the color of my true love's bear.

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We don't need another he row.

(since I forgot about 7/21/08)

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I refuse to deal with your refuse.

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Heavy makeup is a downer.

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Love fails the faithful few.

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Her spittle was agitated by a slight cough, then vomit.

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I admire the delicacy of the curled hand awash in slumber.

(since I forgot about 7/16/08)

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Rich isn't always the taste you seek.

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Stress gets the tough going rough.

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Teeth are a distant memory for the aged few.

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Sunburn is difficult to shoulder.

(since I forgot about 7/12/08)

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It takes two legs to tango.

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Poverty is a luxury.

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Round and round is unfullfilling monotony at its finest.

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Summer unveils its slow-drip energy drain.

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Captivity is freedom in disguise.

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Naughty is as necessary as nice.

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One away is never close enough.

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Above emerged speckled color majesty pierced by ethereal expanse.

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Bursting at the seams remained a sly compliment for his comb-over.

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It's tastier than a ball-peen hammer split.

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Balloons come and go like stray dogs in the city.

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Give it up to the Big Man.

(since I forgot about 6/30/08)

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A widened eye signaled chow time.

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The sky shed drippy droopy and loopy lewd.

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A little drab will do ya'.

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Cram wipe bam type wham ripe dam.

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Arise, oh chocolate-coated majesty marvel.

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Pain is delightfully delicious.

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Wild wild whiled away.

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It hit harder than cold fish.

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Tears will get you everywhere.

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You're as steady as the balance beam of life.

(since I forgot about 6/20/08)

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Your affect is a purposeful projectile receptacle.

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It's time to roll out the "shock is awesome" campaign.

(since I forgot about 6/18/08)

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This is a snowman bookended by saplings.

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Navigating the tax code is like bobbing for apples.

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The final outcome is a sleepy lagoon.

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Your fracas is a drum-roll away from finish.

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Point, and you'll see.

(since I forgot about 6/13/08)

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Repent, ye men of little taste.

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Naugahyde is the new warm and fuzzy.

(since I forgot about 6/11/08)

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Crying will get you everywhere.

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Pelvis is dead.

(since I forgot about 6/9/08)