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Balls aren't built for flying.

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Your wow factor leaves much for impression.

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Satisfaction tactics take practice.

(since I forgot about 8/6/08)

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Bones are unnecessary in times of conflict.

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Fatigue rolls in like a tide of low thunder.

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Her eyes were a crystalline prison.

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Heaven is nothing short of sweetness.

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Length is only one of your endearing qualities.

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Breezy blue is fitting for you.

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Live and dissect.

(since I forgot about 7/30/08)

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Scram you mighty ape!

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The best things in life arrive in triplicate.

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Losing is for quitters.

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It's hard to speak with a mouth full of humble pie.

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Repetition is so redundant.

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Smoke is the way of the walk.

(since I forgot about 7/24/08)

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Hysterical is only the beginning.

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Black is the color of my true love's bear.

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We don't need another he row.

(since I forgot about 7/21/08)

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I refuse to deal with your refuse.

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Heavy makeup is a downer.

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Love fails the faithful few.

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Her spittle was agitated by a slight cough, then vomit.

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I admire the delicacy of the curled hand awash in slumber.

(since I forgot about 7/16/08)

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Rich isn't always the taste you seek.

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Stress gets the tough going rough.

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Teeth are a distant memory for the aged few.

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Sunburn is difficult to shoulder.

(since I forgot about 7/12/08)

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It takes two legs to tango.

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Poverty is a luxury.

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Round and round is unfullfilling monotony at its finest.

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Summer unveils its slow-drip energy drain.

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Captivity is freedom in disguise.

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Naughty is as necessary as nice.

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One away is never close enough.

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Above emerged speckled color majesty pierced by ethereal expanse.

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Bursting at the seams remained a sly compliment for his comb-over.

Untitled (No. 196)

It's tastier than a ball-peen hammer split.

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Balloons come and go like stray dogs in the city.

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Give it up to the Big Man.

(since I forgot about 6/30/08)

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A widened eye signaled chow time.

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The sky shed drippy droopy and loopy lewd.

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A little drab will do ya'.

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Cram wipe bam type wham ripe dam.

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Arise, oh chocolate-coated majesty marvel.

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Pain is delightfully delicious.

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Wild wild whiled away.

Untitled (No. 186)

It hit harder than cold fish.

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Tears will get you everywhere.

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You're as steady as the balance beam of life.

(since I forgot about 6/20/08)

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Your affect is a purposeful projectile receptacle.

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It's time to roll out the "shock is awesome" campaign.

(since I forgot about 6/18/08)

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This is a snowman bookended by saplings.

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Navigating the tax code is like bobbing for apples.

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The final outcome is a sleepy lagoon.

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Your fracas is a drum-roll away from finish.

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Point, and you'll see.

(since I forgot about 6/13/08)

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Repent, ye men of little taste.

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Naugahyde is the new warm and fuzzy.

(since I forgot about 6/11/08)

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Crying will get you everywhere.

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Pelvis is dead.

(since I forgot about 6/9/08)

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It's the sweet smell of sewage that brightens up the day.

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She had bowels of steel and a scowl to match.

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We wrestle an atmosphere as thick as lard.

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The crack of knuckles punctuated the moment.

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Foam peanuts are all the rage.

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Stuffy folds yield tangible results.

Untitled (No. 166)

Unbelievable is in season.

Untitled (No. 165)

Strap in for the merry-go-round of life.

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We deploy as many dandelions as necessary.

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You can't hide what you can't see.

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It's all goose to me.

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The laces go great with his British accent.

Untitled (No. 160)

Surprises are the sun rays after a summer shower.

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It's going to hate me more than it hates you.

(since I forgot about 05/26/08)

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Affirm me, Seymour.

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The compliments arrived as fast as reimbursement checks.

Untitled (No. 156)

Shake it, don't rake it. 

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Demands are nothing without swagger.

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Pull it and you'll pay.

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His pinky nail creeps dangerously closer to talon.

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Digging through mud is a thankless job.

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Flying horses are freaks of nature.

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Greatness begins here.

(since I forgot about 05/17/08)

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Crabby aged souls mock the intensity of green-mouthed babes.

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Oh, woe is you, untamed melody disguised as wit.

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Stray laces are the serpents of low tuft landscapes.

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To fear, is there nothing? 

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Sliced skin goes better with guilt.

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It's as small as a hair is wide.

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It's as good as it gives.

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It's so queasy being green.

Untitled (No. 141)

Wait wait weight.

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Undo is just a minor cop out.

Untitled (No. 139)

Your sincerity is a dull knife in a fresh wound.

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It's the sound of one hand slapping.

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Her arsenal was comprised of a target beam of love.

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Your ego has legs of its own.

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Ram was the identified source of sprinkle.

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The back of his eyelids were stained a surreal kaleidoscope.