Untitled (No. 133)

His will was the consistency of soggy cereal.

Untitled (No. 132)

Humility is futility's utility.

Untitled (No. 131)

Leaks are free with proof of purchase.

Untitled (No. 130)

We balked at his potato salad innuendo.

Untitled (No. 129)

Her laughter barely masked her insanity.

(since I forgot about 04/26/08)

Untitled (No. 128)

Jumping jacks are chicken soup for the libido.

Untitled (No. 127)

He's smarter than the average snake.

Untitled (No. 126)

His power could only be countered by our vertical foxtrot.

Untitled (No. 125)

Your cow eyes mean nothing to me in the long run.

Untitled (No. 124)

It's as difficult as milking a stone.

(since I forgot about 04/21/08)

Untitled (No. 123)

Be wary of items exiting horizontal slots.

Untitled (No. 122)

Pink eye is punishment for telescoping.

Untitled (No. 121)

It's that crinkle in your potato that makes him drool.

(since I forgot about 04/18/08)

Untitled (No. 120)

Wedge issues always fall on their feet.

Untitled (No. 119)

Heavy sandbags served as unembellished viewing devices.

Untitled (No. 118)

It's a shame what people do for bandwith.

Untitled (No. 117)

It's the season for imbeciles and their benefactors.

Untitled (No. 116)

Some lumps cook better than others.

Untitled (No. 115)

Fall guys always look great in pinstripes.

Untitled (No. 114)

The liquor well does well by me.

(since I forgot about 04/11/08)

Untitled (No. 113)

I've never felt felt like this before.

Untitled (No. 112)

The devil's mind is an idle playground.

Untitled (No. 111)

Three of a kind is worth two in the clutch.

Untitled (No. 110)

Disappointment is the inevitable fruit of heavy labor.

Untitled (No. 109)

Peace is the stolen bounty of secular tyrants.

Untitled (No. 108)

It tastes just as good going out as coming in.

Untitled (No. 107)

Rigor is a decadent crutch for the intelligentsia.

Untitled (No. 106)

There's nothing like the smell of fresh hot dog water.

Untitled (No. 105)

Staff meetings are like chewing cud.

Untitled (No. 104)

It only gets easier with lubrication.

(since I forgot about 04/01/08)